Praise in the Club

Well, I was at the club gettin my groove on when my ears suddenly perked up at the sound of one of my favorite gospel songs. The song was "Shackles" by Mary Mary. I have absolutely no adversity to the promotion of gospel music in clubs. However, I found it particularly hilarious that I was probably the only person in the club aware of the fact that the whole dance floor was dancing to gospel!!
What what!

Are you Kobe Bryant?

At college group at church I was asked where I was from. I told them to guess. the following are the guesses in the order they were put forth:

1. Pacific Islands
2. Cuba
3. Hawaii
4. France
5. Are you Kobe Bryant? (seriously)

*Why would all these guesses come before America?
Maybe Kobe Bryant was the closest guess...

Ouch, Old Man

As I ate lunch at a Chinese food restaurant with the mother of one of my friends from back home an old man walked up and asked (in Chinese) "is the food good." Naturally, I told him (in Chinese) "it tastes good."

Surprised at my ability to speak Chinese he hit me and jumped back and said "wow!" lol...
I thought: ouch, old man